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Barf Bag · Minion Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 11

I haven't seen Bloodrayne yet, but I've watched 2 of his other movies; House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark.

I only watched half of HotD, cause I had to return the DVD quickly. It was AWESOME though. zero acting, zero story, lots and lots of awful zombie action! hell yes!

I watched Alone in the Dark with a friend. what a disappointing piece of garbage. They go to hell, you see a 5 second shot of what hell looks like (pretty much a lot of pitch-black-boring-ness), blow it up and then the movie ends very strangely. The film gave me and my friend good laughs though. tara reid acting intelligent is priceless, cause even in the movie she's a hoe-bag. (just watch it, you'll know what i mean)

As you can see, i LOVE bad movies. Jaws the Revenge is among my favourites. That's why I'm looking forward to Uwe Boll's next project: Far Cry. Lots of mindless shooting action in the jungle with practically no decent bit of script, you can't go wrong with that Very Happy

Abigail · Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:21 am Post subject:

Well then, you should enjoy the BR movie if you find a copy. A model that is reported to be unable to act plays the lead. Usually good actors like Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez and Meat Loaf are forced to read terrible dialogue. Bad wigs, a random porn scene and real prostitutes.
You should have a blast. :thumright:
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Barf Bag · Minion Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 11

ooooh, i love 'usually good actors' that are forced to read terrible dialogue! i had a blast watching gigli with my sister. a quote from christopher walken in that disgrace of a movie:

'Man, you know what I'd love to do, right now? Go down to Marie Callender's, get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it, mmm-hmm good! Put some on your head! Your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it! INTERESTED? SURE?'

and i don't like michelle rodriguez. too much testosterone if you ask me.

Abigail · Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:17 pm Post subject:

Hahaha, not jealous are you?
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Barf Bag · Minion Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 11

well i'd sure like having a bit more testosterone! i don't like being such a weak girly man Sad

Abigail · Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:16 pm Post subject:

Awww. Rodriguez only has more because she's had more time to develop her testosterone glands. I’m sure when you’re her age you’ll be way more man then she is.
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Morbid_Mushroom · Familiar Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 39 Location: Indiana

Okaaay...I watched BR for the first time last night and I was surprised...it was a lot better than I expected...but when she went have to sex with whats his face I was like...and here comes the obligatory sex scene...lmao I don't know...it was wierd...I had come to the conclusion that Rayne got some sort of sexual pleasure from sucking on a neck rather than a...anyways...thats the only part of the movie that I thought was really stupid and cliche...because EVERY movie these days has to have a sex scene!
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TRXpert · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:19 am Post subject:

The more I hear about the BR movie, the more I don't want to see it. I guess if some one gave to me and said, here you can borrow it, or if I got it for free in some other way, that's fine, but I don't really want to spend money that I don't have on something that might not be too good.

"Too many people spend money they don't have, on things they don't want to impress people they don't like." - Will Smith
I think that is how the quote went. I just like the quote and I reminded myself of it. But anyway, I won't be buying this movie to impress anyone. LOL
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Barf Bag · Minion Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Posts: 11

Abigail · Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:02 am Post subject:

I’m actually becoming curious now. Perhaps if I find a cheaper then cheap copy I’ll get it.
Or maybe I’ll luck out and Film4 will play it at like 2am one of these days.

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